butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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