I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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