You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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