I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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