the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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