we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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