It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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