Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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