I would go down on you faster than GM stock
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
