In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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