i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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