did you get engaged???
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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