Whod you bang
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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