Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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