I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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