That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
So squirting runs in the family.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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