just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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