This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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