Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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