Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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