8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
handjob tips. give me some.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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