we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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