What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Randomize