Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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