Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Randomize