She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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