would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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