i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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