I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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