Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
