no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
