she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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