The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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