Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
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