They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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