i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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