Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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