If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We need to get me chipped asap
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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