If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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