i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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