Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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