Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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