People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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