Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
The uberlube is also flammable
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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