I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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