that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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