that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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