he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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