We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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