you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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