Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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