he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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