you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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