The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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