I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize