Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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