So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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