omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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